Sadiq Khan has launched a helpful new campaign showing us how male banter about women’s football inevitably leads to rape and murder.
The good news is, these horrific crimes can be averted by one of your mates saying “Maaate”, thus stopping you in your tracks before your critique of female pundits degenerates into genocide.
Confused? Well, to quote Yoda, you will be.
Khan yesterday released an interactive video consisting of a poorly scripted and laughably wooden scene wherein a few lads are hanging out, playing FIFA, and, of course, saying misogynist things.