I have managed to obtain an application form for those who would like to work for the BBC. As you might expect the form is very simple – all you have to do is to read the questions and decide whether your answer is YES or NO. Add up the number of times you answer YES.
- Do you ride a bicycle and have a camera fitted to your helmet?
- Are you a communist?
- Have you had at least three covid-19 jabs?
- Are you a good liar?
- Would you describe yourself as either illiterate or innumerate or both? (If you have difficulties with the question just answer YES.)
- Is it your ambition to hobnob with famous people in Davos and Wimbledon in the same year?
- Do you love the European Union?
- Were you devastated by the result of the Brexit vote?
- Do people who know you well describe you as a snotty bugger with no sense of humour?
- Do you spend at least four hours a week arranging your recycling?
- Do you believe that the earth is flat and that if you travel too far you will fall off the edge?
- Would you betray friends and family for a pat on the head from the Director General and/or Gary Lineker?
- Has anyone ever complained that you are a sex pest?
- Would you describe BBC superstars Rolf Harris and Jimmy Savile as heroes?
- Do you believe that it is important to suppress truths if they might upset very powerful people?
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