Men in red in need of a haircut who can barely see, others wearing carpets, blokes in riding breeches playing trumpets, and a fella with white feathers growing out of his hat declares Charles as king with a ‘proclamation’ of absolute, monumental and laughable bollocks. Then another chap, who also needs a barber and can’t see, bellows orders and grown men kneel to a mega-privileged Major League prat. God save the king? No – God save US