Australian Psychopaths Order Citizens to Keep Masks on While Drinking Alcohol – they are taking the piss. How long before your need for self-respect kicks in??

The Australian government has decided that to keep its residents safe against Covid-19, everyone will now be required to wear a mask while drinking alcohol outside.

In a press announcement on Monday 16th August, Premier Daniel Andrews announced that Australians in the state of Victoria will be banned from removing their masks to drink alcohol outside as Covid-19 cases “skyrocket.”

NEW – Australia: No taking your mask off while drinking alcohol outdoors.pic.twitter.com/FxJuSKu7W1

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Andrews said: “There will be no removal of masks to consume alcohol outdoors, you will no longer be able to remove your mask to drink a cocktail at a pop-up beer garden on a footpath as part of a pub crawl.”

This announcement came after a “Walk. Talk. Sip” event which took place on the 14th of August, which encouraged citizens to walk from pub to pub in Melbourne and buy drinks.

The event prompted an investigation which was carried out by the Victorian police. Andrews blames the event for being responsible for the recent surge of Covid-19 cases in Victoria.

“But why am I angry about that? Because it devalues the work that thousands of publicans and restaurant owners and bar owners, the good work they are doing, diligently following COVID-safe protocols providing take-away.”

A lockdown is currently in effect which was supposed to end on August 19th but has been extended until September 2nd as a punishment for the event. Residents are prohibited to do anything outside of their own home from 9ptm to 5am.

Andrews added that all playgrounds, basketball courts, skate parks and outdoor exercise equipment are now closed indefinitely until the ‘deadly virus’ is no longer to be deemed an issue throughout the region.

This move is based on official data from Victoria’s Department of Health and Human Services claiming that 24 people tested “positive” for Covid-19. It is important to note that no deaths from the virus were reported.

This news comes as, across the pond, New Zealand Prime Minister Jacinda Arden recently ordered the entire country into lockdown after a single case of Covid-19 was discovered.